BRIAN STORM PI
Some have claimed that Brian Storm was the real life inspiration for Doug Graves's Peter Stormforce; a ludicrous suggestion given that the novel appeared decades before Brian Storm was born.
Brian Storm, Founder, Managing Director and Chief Investigator of the Brian Storm Agency is a seasoned professional with the widest experience of fighting crime county-wide and a skill-set perfectly attuned to the needs of private citizens frustrated by [or seeking to place under scrutiny] failures in the conventional police sector. [RDC a speciality.] Brian recently tracked down a missing orinoco store parcel, the non-delivery of which the RDC had repeatedly refused to take seriously, despite its street value of nearly £8.45p.
Following a notably active career in the Royal Dorset Constabulary [Back Desk Division] - during which he rose to the rank of Detective Inspector, was mentioned in dispatches 12 times and eventually recognised by the award of a Sir Rising Crimewave Silver Lapel Badge for his services to CONTRIK-69 "Kettling" - Brian founded the Brian Storm Agency. with the general public's wellbeing at the absolute forefront of what remains of his mind.
Spotting a "much-needed gap in the market" - somewhere between door-to-door household harassment, indoor benchmark-standard form-filling and full-blown tactical anti-terrorist assault manouevres [advisory], Brian offers clients a variety of services from stalking errant husbands through petty embezzlement to unlawful killing [desktop study only]. In fact for a fee, "the Agency will do almost anything within reason and, for a higher fee, anything at all". Believing that ethics should be left where they belong [preferably at the doorstep]. Brian and his team will do whatever it takes to get their man, woman of gender-fluid person in less time than it would take the RDC to log the crime and claim the overtime. use the latest surveillance technologies [including mobile phones] to further their sole aim of catching the culprit [animal, vegetable or mineral] before he/she/it can strike again.
Competitive daily rates are available as well as advanced fee loans [courtesy the WMSHRLS [Whisky-McNightly Securities' House Re-mortgage Loans Scheme]]. Please do not ask for FIXED PRICE deals as a refusal often offends.
Intending clients should know that whilst guarantees satisfaction or your money back, funds may take up to 12 years to return and, in the interim, you may not be protected from facing criminal or civil charges related to your or our activities before, during or after our employment.