Leading Dorset Entrepreneur Reacts To Health Scare Rumours
Concern over the wellbeing of leading Dorset entrepreneur and executive Mrs Amanda J Threadbone eased last night following unconfirmed rumours that she was on holiday in Greece with her new PA and Personal Fitness Trainer Manuel da CuraciĆ³n-Palmas.
Speculation regarding the health of the "vintage" (surely "veteran" (ed)) CEO, CFO and Board Chair of Threadbone Corporation / thrupiece organisation and President for LIFE of the DHRA intensified following an unprecedented three day radio silence from the normally communicative celebrity Dorset Businesswoman of the Year (2005-14, 2016)*.
Mrs Threadbone, whose age has only been estimated but never confirmed said, through her Greek PR Representative: ĪĻĪ½ĻĻĪ±Ī½ĻĪÆĪ½ĪæĻ ĪĪ®Ī¼Ī± OĻĻĻĪ½ (KonstantĆnos NĆma OstĆ³n)
"ĪĪÆĪ¼Ī±Ī¹ ĪŗĪ±Ī»Ī¬ ĻĻĻĻ ĪŗĪ±Ī¹ Īæ ĪĪ±Ī½ĪæĻ Ī®Ī», ĪŗĪ¬Ī½ĪæĻ Ī¼Īµ ĻĻĪ±Ī³Ī¼Ī±ĻĪ¹ĪŗĪ¬ ĪµĪ½Ī“Ī¹Ī±ĻĪĻĪæĪ½ĻĪ± ĻĻĪ¬Ī³Ī¼Ī±ĻĪ± ĪµĪ“Ļ ĪŗĪ±Ī¹ Ī¼Ī±ĪøĪ±ĪÆĪ½Ļ ĪĪ½Ī± ĻĪ±Ī½ĻĪ±ĻĻĪ¹ĪŗĻ ĻĪæĻĻ Ī³Ī¹Ī± Ī¼Ī¹Ī± Ī³Ļ Ī½Ī±ĪÆĪŗĪ± ĻĪ·Ļ ĪµĻĪæĻĪ®Ļ Ī¼ĪæĻ ." Ī ĪæĪ¹ĪæĻ Ī®Ī¾ĪµĻĪµ ĻĻĪ¹ ĪøĪ± Ī¼ĻĪæĻĪæĻĻĪ± Ī½Ī± ĪµĪÆĪ¼Ī±Ī¹ ĻĻĻĪæ ĪµĻ ĪĪ»Ī¹ĪŗĻĪæĻ; "ĪĻĪæĻĪµĪÆ Ī½Ī± ĪĻĻ ĻĪæ ĻĻĪ¼Ī± Ī¼Ī¹Ī±Ļ Ī¹ĻĻĻ ĻĪ®Ļ ĪŗĪ±Ī¹ ĪµĻĪ¹ĻĻ ĻĪ·Ī¼ĪĪ½Ī·Ļ ĪĻ Ī½Ī±ĪÆĪŗĪ±, Ī±Ī»Ī»Ī¬ ĪĻĻ ĻĪæ ĻĪ½ĪµĻĪ¼Ī± ĪµĪ½ĻĻ ĪĪ»Ļ Ī¼ĻĪÆĪæĻ ĪŗĪ±Ī¹ ĻĪ·Ī½ ĻĪÆĪ³ĪæĻ ĻĪ· Ī±Ī½Ī·ĻĻĻĪ± Ī¼Ī¹Ī±Ļ ĪŗĪ±ĻĻĪÆĪŗĪ± ĻĻĪæ Ī²ĪæĻ Ī½Ļ - ĪµĪŗĻĻĻ Ī±ĻĻ ĻĪæ ĻĻĻĻĪæ ĻĻĪ¬Ī³Ī¼Ī± ĻĪæ ĻĻĻĪÆ, ĻĻĪ±Ī½ ĻĪ±ĪÆĻĪ½ĪµĪ¹ Ī»ĪÆĪ³Īæ ĻĻĻĪ½Īæ Ī³Ī¹Ī± ĻĪæĪ½ ĪĪ±Ī½ĪæĻ Ī®Ī» Ī½Ī± Ī¼Īµ ĻĪ¬ĪµĪ¹"
Or for those unfamiliar with the Greek alphabet: "EĆmai kalĆ” Ć³pos kai o ManouĆl, kĆ”noume pragmatikĆ” endiafĆ©ronta prĆ”gmata edĆ³ kai mathaĆno Ć©na fantastikĆ³ posĆ³ gia mia gynaĆka tis epochĆs mou." Poios Ćxere Ć³ti tha boroĆŗsa na eĆmai tĆ³so evĆ©liktos? "BoreĆ na Ć©cho to sĆ³ma mias ischyrĆs kai epitychimĆ©nis GynaĆka, allĆ” Ć©cho to pnĆ©vma enĆ³s OlympĆou kai tin sĆgouri anifĆ³ra mias katsĆka sto vounĆ³ - ektĆ³s apĆ³ to prĆ³to prĆ”gma to proĆ, Ć³tan paĆrnei lĆgo chrĆ³no gia ton ManouĆl na me pĆ”ei ".
For those with no Greek at all, Mrs Threadbone has reluctantly consented to the publication of an English translation. If you really need it click HERE.
Other sources close to the apparently buoyant and smiling Mrs Threadbone were willing to say off the record that she was unusually upbeat, greeting them every morning with a "smile close to a smirk" thanks they believe to a hand from Manuel. Manuel trained at the Gigolo School of Advancement in Arenal, Mallorca.
*The 2015 award went by mistake to Geeta Roadthrew, Managing Director of Dorset Cascara Industries ["The Products That Really Move You"]. It was later withdrawn after a legal challenge by the Threadbone Corporation and - as a result of an out-of-court settlement - the re-award to the rightful winner Mrs Amanda J Threadbone was not publicly announced.
Mykonos: where it is all happening. ANTI-CLOCKWISE FROM TOP: The exclusive Hotel Magna Mykonos Beach Hotel where the party are believed to be staying; several members of Mrs Threadbone's group take a relaxing walk with the Threadbone Corporation's Greek PR Representative KonstantĆnos NĆma OstĆ³n and his "secretary" far right; Mrs Threadbone (or more probably her stylist, Belinda Ward-Robe) in the Hotel Mykonos Beach lobby before dinner. The clutch bag is by Stella Coco Thrupiece (Paris, Milan, New York, Great Heaving).