A defiant Sydling St Nicholas Sun today turned the heat on the Threadbone Corporation by insisting that the Press Statement issued yesterday on the Corporation's behalf by in-house solicitors Threadbone, Threadbone and Threadbone was a pathetic cover-up which flies in the face of known facts and well-sourced CCTV evidence. "Yesterday's statement is a pathetic cover-up which flies in the face of known facts and well-sourced CCTV evidence" said controversial editor Ross Sleaze in today's hard-hitting, uncompromising and audacious editorial.
That editorial in full:
"The Sun says that the statement yesterday on behalf of the Threadbone Corporation issued by in-house solicitors Threadbone, Threadbone and Threadbone is a pathetic cover-up which flies in the face of known facts and well-sourced CCTV evidence".
Asked whether he was still standing by the statement, Mr Sleaze insisted that he was. "I stand by the statement", he said, "in fact I repeat: the statement yesterday on behalf of the Threadbone Corporation issued by in-house solicitors Threadbone, Threadbone and Threadbone is a pathetic cover-up which flies in the face of known facts and well-sourced CCTV evidence".
Mr Joshua Threadbone-McNightly declined to comment on The Sun's hard-hitting, uncompromising and audacious editorial other than by agreeing that it was "hard-hitting, uncompromising and audacious". "Oh and possibly actionable", he added.
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