It is our great privilege here at professorthrupiece.com to share once again with our devoted readership the traditional Threadbone Corporation Christmas Greeting. Issued every year since 1996, this festive delight marking the season of the birth of our Lord and Saviour is a much-anticipted event which only occasionally [1997, 1999, 2003, 2007, 2008, 2011, 2015, 2017 2019-2022] disappoints.
Especially commissioned and finally approved by CEO, CIO, President, Chair etc etc Mrs Amanda J Threadbone herself, this year's exclusive high quality festive animation comes to you via our HQHD digital portal and with the hope that you have enjoyed your regular updates from us in 2023 and will continue to join us for more of tghe same in 2024.
It would be otiose and presumptuous of those of us who merely labour in the vineyard* functioning as a minor cog in the exquisite mechanism that is the Threadbone/Hornimint Multinational Conglomerate to add our own good wishes, but were we allowed to do so, I believe that several of us would.
* actually deep in the bowels of the RSCBE's state-of-the-art Headquarters and Research facility, Great Heaving
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[Guest Editor]
The Editor is currently in the Dutch Antilles visiting reclusive University of Afpuddle Vice-Chancellor for Education, Research, Student Affairs and On-Campus Betting Services Professor Grantham Capricorn and gathering tips for quasi-legal money-making schemes to share with readers throughout 2024
THAT VIDEO GREETING IN FULL [no digipass required - it's Christmas]