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Inside Story: Drusilla Reveals All

Writer: Professor Brian ThrupieceProfessor Brian Thrupiece

Publishing giant The Threadbone Press's non fiction imprint Threadbone Non-Fiction has today released what may be the Spring's most sensational title. Hot on the heels of runaway success "Scene of the Crime" by Shelley-Lulette Sizemore, comes "Inside Stringbonefellows" by Drusilla Likhtarovich

Former lap dancer and now Stringbonefellows' Executive Dorset Regional Manager Drusilla Likhtarovich (better known today as society hostess Drusilla Parker-Knowles) reveals all in this searing account of life inside the night club empire. Simultaneously a personal rags to riches story and the definitive account of adult entertainment in the 21st century, her compelling narrative is sure to re-open the debate about the wisdom of late night (11pm) club and pub opening in Broadwindsor on Tuesdays.

Born in a small town in Eastern Russia, Ms Likhtarovich came to UK disguised as a small crate of Polish sausages before making a life "of sorts" in Hinton Martell. Recruited to the local Stringbonefellows Club first as a hat check girl and only later as a private dancer, she met entrepreneur and local aristocrat Peter Parker-Knowles during a "thong failure". "Liking what he saw and seeing what he liked", Mr Parker-Knowles bought a large minority share in the company stipulating that his share of the assets had to include Ms Likhtarova. She later became his housekeeper, proved an "excellent bedfellow" and married him in 2009.

Described as "A joyful story with pictures are a thong of beauty" by Dorset Prats Magazine's Ian Slavering, the book is to feature as a "Book of the Month" at Threadstones Booksellers.

In related news, Threadstones have announced that next week will mark the start of their Half-Term Children's Book Week during which they arrange book-related activities for all the family at their various branches throughout Dorset. A spokesperson for Dorset Education, Claus Room, said: "It's a wonderful idea though it's a pity the children all went back to school this week".


Drusilla Likhtarovich reveals all in her inside story of the Stringbonefellows Night Club Empire.  It is Threadstones Booksellers Book of the Month

Drusilla Likhtarovich reveals all in her inside story of the Stringbonefellows Night Club Empire. It is Threadstones Booksellers Book of the Month


 
 
 

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DISCLAIMER: Though it will be perfectly obvious that the absurd world of Professor Thrupiece and his corporate affairs is no more nor less than the product of a fevered brain, it is clearly affirmed here that any resemblance to actual persons, organisations or events is purely coincidental and that no slight or injury of any kind is intended to any person alive, dead or yet to be born.

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