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Stunning Opera Pendant Now On Sale


Leading Dorset jeweller Threadwarowski has today announced an addition to its top-of-the-range Shelley-Lulette Sizemore Double Entendre Collection: the stunning Threadbone Opera Double Entendre Emerald Drop Pendant.

Complete with filigree silver chain, the pendant - designed by Threadwarowski's finest craftsmen (and woman (Agnietta Polish (zero hours contract))) - is a masterpiece of the silversmith's art and a steal at only £5,999 plus VAT. It was launched and is officially endorsed by the much-admired face (and highly-insured neck) of Threadwarowski - novelist and celebrity "older model" Shelley-Lulette "Because I Get It" Sizemore.

Speaking at the launch, Ms Sizemore said "The pendant represents everything that is good about both Threadwarowski and The Threadbone Opera and celebrates the many things they have in common - notably a commitment to commercialism and profit taking wherever the opportunity arises. It's simply magnificent and I am not saying that because I am paid to do so - I am saying it because I am over-paid to do so and because I get it (and have done since I was 16)". (Ms Sizemore once "got it" in a hostel room in Switzerland and has since published a thinly disguised memoir in the form of a crime novel: Scene of the Crime (Threadbone Crimeshelf (2017)).

Ms Sizemore went on to say: "As a crime novelist - and I am sticking my (highly-insured) neck out here - I can confirm the pendant is a steal and that any woman with taste would gladly kill for it. It would be a crime not to buy it so if the queues aren't murder, run along to your local Threadwarowski's and grab yourself this season's must have fashion weapon of choice. It's a fair cop." (Ms Sizemore's amanuensis and ghost writer is away.)

A close friend of the "older model" model revealed "I can confirm it looks great on her with or without clothes - and yes - she definitely gets it".

The Opera Double Entendre Emerald Drop Pendant is available in a limited edition and is exclusive to Threadwarowski's outlets and the QVC Shopping Channel (discount codes and 10 easy payment plans apply with 2 or more purchases from the Shelley-Lulette Sizemore Double Entendre Range). [Terms and Conditions Apply.]


Crime novelist and former Good-Time Girl Ms Shelley-Lulette Sizemore has endorsed the latest addition to her Threadwarowski Jewellry range - the Opera Double Entendre Emerald Drop Pendant - "Because She Gets It".

Crime novelist and former Good-Time Girl Ms Shelley-Lulette Sizemore has officially endorsed the latest addition to her Threadwarowski Jewellery range - the Opera Double Entendre Emerald Drop Pendant - "Because She Gets It".


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