Amid huge excitement the much anticipated Thrupiece News App has been launched on both the iOS and Android platforms.
In a keynote address delivered to an expectant audience at the annual Threadtech Conference held at the Threadbone Corporation's Great Heaving Headquarters, CEO, CIO and President Mrs Amanda J Threadbone unveiled the new App adding that "with this small piece of technological magic we have opened the world of Professor Thrupiece to millions more admirers worldwide. Knowing, as I do, the Professor's ill-fated affair with small electrical appliances, I feel certain that he would have treasured the concept of a small telephonic device through which anyone with even half a brain can access a treasure trove of enlightened scholarship, mindless ramblings and celebrity chitchat. Today, thanks to the tireless effort of Threadbone Corporation scientists working hand in hand with our thrupiecemedia content partners, we come fully into alignment with the Professor's extraordinary - perhaps it is not too much to say - transglobal vision. We have waited a long time for this moment, patiently developing our technologies until we were certain we had achieved absolute perfection. This we have now done".
Mrs Threadbone's inspirational words were met with an enthusiastic round of applause during which a system failure blanked out all the auditorium screens before crashing the sound system. A full inquiry is under way.
The Thrupiece News app can be downloaded free of charge
ON A MOBILE PHONE only: HERE
On reaching the site, you should:
1. Search for the app by entering the search word "thrupiece' in the search box
2. Click on the green (NOT the Orange) Thrupiece News App and navigate to the download
button choosing either the iOS or Android version depending upon you operating
3. Wait for the App to download onto your phone's screen. iOS users receiving an
"untrusted developer" or similar warning should navigate from the Settings Button >
General > Profiles and Device management and click on the :Ons Interactive Solutions Private Limited" button > Verify
4. Relax and enter the magical world of the Mobile Professor Thrupiece
Excitement at the shock announcement of the Thrupiece News App was dampened only slightly by a complete systems failure which crashed the video presentation and then silenced the sound system.