Threadbone Magazines (a division of the Threadbone Press) have announced that every purchaser of this month's edition of Dorset Film Monthly magazine (which features the upcoming thrupiecefilm release Crowsnest: Against All Tides) will be given the chance to win an exclusive prize: a fabulous pair of hand-crafted His and Hers Crowsnest: Against All Tides commemorative mugshots™. These must-have items which are designed to deliver several shots of coffee at the same time in a single specially designed mug are not available for sale but are instead exclusive to the magazine's exclusive competition. They are not stocked in any shop, interweb portal, digital retail facility or out-of-town outlet. They cannot be obtained in any other way!! They're exclusive!
Hand-crafted by traditional Dorset artisans using the finest threadbonechina, these highly desirable, much sought-after and deliciously covetable items are non-heat resistant, non-dishwasher safe and highly breakable. Not only that, they're exclusive!
Be the envy of your friends, relatives and neighbours as you and your partner drink al fresco from these exclusive Crowsnest: Against All Tides exclusive competition mugshots™. They're exclusive!
Want to drink several shots of coffee at the same time from a single specially designed Crowsnest: Against All Tides mug? Want to drink al fresco and be the envy of your friends, relatives and neighbours? Want exclusive access to these exclusive hand-crafted threadbonechina mugshots™? Then the only way you can achive all of this is by entering Dorset Film Monthly's exclusive Crowsnest: Against All Tides exclusive Crowsnest: Against All Tides exclusive competition.
So why delay? Go out now and buy a copy of Dorset Film Monthly's exclusive Crowsnest: Against All Tides special edition and enter the competition without further delay for your chance to win a pair of exclusive His and Hers Crowsnest: Against All Tides mugshot™ His and Hers mugs. And remember: they're exclusive!
Please note: The exclusive and unique nature of these hand-crafted mugshots™ is such that, in the event of a same sex couple winning the competition, they will have to alternate His and Hers mugshots on a rhythmically acceptable basis and/or make such alternative arrangements as they see fit. The manufacturers cannot supply 2xHis or 2xHers bundles in any circumstances due to exclusive unavailability. Mugshots are right-handed only.
Exclusive to Dorset Film Monthly, this stylish and exclusive pair of hand-crafted threadbonechina mugshots™ are not available in the shops.
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