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Teach Yourself Culinary Bio-ethical Acquisitions and Mergers The Thrupiece-way!


WARNING THIS BLOG CONTAINS AN INFOMERCIAL


The Game that is gripping the county: THRUPOLY™

From leading educationalists Threadboard Games comes a new and exciting business training vehicle THRUPOLY™ The Fast-Dealing Culinary Bio-Ethical Business Game.

Designed in the heart of the corporate headquarters of the world-renowned Threadbone Corporation by leading business men and women of almost unparalleled Culinary Bio-ethical experience and with outstanding Culinary Bio-ethical credentials, the new game is both educational and fun (and expensive)*

*Leading Dorset Businesswoman of the Year and wholly unbiased CEO of Threadboard Games, Mrs Amanda J Threadbone, has calculated that the skills learned in playing THRUPOLY™ could enable a practiced player to recoup the costs of the game - through improved personal business performance - in less that 48 years.

Tested almost to destruction over the course of a 16 hour seminar, the game has held the attention of leading Culinary Bio-ethical businessmen and women for - literally - minutes at a time. Recently appointed "out of left field" Deputy Chair of the Threadbone Corporation, Mr Royston "Roy" Binstock calls it "outstanding", whilst others have described it variously as: "marvellous" "magnificent" and "moronic"; "stupendous" "scintillating" and "stupid"; as well as "compulsive", "commendable" and "crap".

But don't just listen to expert testimony; take it from THRUPOLY™ apologist Thrupologist Meg-Arlo Mayniack who says: "last night my husband landed on Mr Threadbone Memorial Pole on which I had three research institutes, two museums and a cultural centre and bankrupted himself. It was a hoot... I was p*****g my pants. I genuinely believe THRUPOLY™ has saved our marriage - now we don't talk to each other at all".

So why not order THRUPOLY™ today: the game everybody's talking about and just about everyone doesn't want to play.

DOWNLOAD YOUR DIGITAL COPY OF THE THRUPOLY™ HERE

and IMMEDIATELY TRIGGER YOUR ORDER OF A LUXURY CARDBOARDETTE BACKING PLATE [£1,000 plus £25 p&p]


The exciting world of THRUPOLY™ is only a click away.

The exciting world of THRUPOLY™ is only a click away. Why not grab your free digital download (additional purchases automatically triggered) by clicking on the link above TODAY ! Don't miss out on the must have pre-Christmas sensation everyone is calling "pointless".


 
 
 

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Tel: +44 (0)1929 400000

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DISCLAIMER: Though it will be perfectly obvious that the absurd world of Professor Thrupiece and his corporate affairs is no more nor less than the product of a fevered brain, it is clearly affirmed here that any resemblance to actual persons, organisations or events is purely coincidental and that no slight or injury of any kind is intended to any person alive, dead or yet to be born.

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