A Corporate Mindf**k

In what may yet turn out to be the irony - if not the legal case - of the year [Steady on: it's only January [Ed]], professorthrupiece.com has learned that Threadbone Forensic Reconstructions [TFR] Ltd has been called in by parent company The Threadbone Corporation to investigate a serious allegation levelled against another wholly-owned Threadbone Corporation subsidiary, namely its popular public-facing digital communication portal: professorthrupiece.com. [Is it also ironic - or just plain stupid - that we are ratting on ourselves by reporting on this alleged misdemeanour said to have originated in our own office and doing so via the very medium accused of facilitating the original offence? [Sub Ed]. [No idea. Ask me one on sport [Ed].]

And what makes the situation even more bizarre is that the case Threadbone Forensic Reconstructions [TFR Ltd] have been asked to investigate is believed to involve staff at professorthrupiece.com - the wholly-owned Threadbone Corporation digiportal - publishing information about another wholly-owned Threadbone Corporation company - Threadbone Forensic Reconstructions [TFR] Ltd] [The very company now investigating the case] - the legal copyright of which resides with yet another wholly-owned Threadbone Corporation company: Bonipedia ["The Far-from-Free Online Encyclopedia"]. As a leading lawyer from solicitors - Threadbone, Threadbone and Threadbone - the wholly Threadbone Corporation-owned legal firm acting on behalf of all three parties to the dispute - said: "This makes incest look like intelligent and responsible social-distancing".

Something of a minefield: "When corporate business gets messy, it's a complete mindf**k" Mr Joshua Threadbone.

It is believed that allegations turn on the publication yesterday of a company profile of forensic reconstruction experts - Threadbone Forensic Reconstructions [TFR] Ltd - which Bonipedia claims was "clearly copied directly from our website and published unedited ". However, staff at professorthrupiece.com insist that any such allegations are based on a serious misapprehension - an assertion that they hope deep and detailed investigation by forensic reconstruction experts - Threadbone Forensic Reconstructions [TFR] Ltd - will uphold. No-one from Threadbone Forensic Reconstructions [TFR] Ltd was available for comment, though angry ex-employee Des Gruntled said it was not uncommon for Threadbone Forensic Reconstructions [TFR Ltd] to remain silent pending the outcome of their investigations - particularly when they involved the disclosure of information discovered in investigations concerning themselves. [Is anybody still following this? [Ed].]

THE EVIDENCE: [LEFT] The Bonipedia entry [RIGHT] the profile published in yesterday's professorthrupiece.com article. Legal experts say much will turn on the issue of colour suggesting it is a far from black and white case.

Whether the case ever goes to court will depend, independent legal experts Nodogge Inthafyte believe, on the attitude taken by Mrs Amanda J Threadbone who is Executive Board Chair, CEO, CFO and President of all three [or is that four? [Ed]] entities. "I suppose to some extent it depends which side of the bed she wakes up on", Mr Joshua Threadbone of official Threadbone solicitors Threadbone, Threadbone and Threadbone said in a statement last night.*

*Intimates say she generally favours the left hand side depending on whether companion and masseuse Enrique de los Chicos Perdidos has "loosened her up" and given her "a good going over the night before".

In the meantime, the professorthrupiece.com postings continue. Today's edition features an article on what may yet turn out to be the irony - if not the legal case - of the year: allegations that Threadbone Forensic Reconstructions [TFR] Ltd has been called in by parent company The Threadbone Corporation to investigate a serious allegation levelled against another wholly-owned Threadbone Corporation subsidiary, namely its popular public-facing digital communication portal: professorthrupiece.com.