Professor Brian ThrupieceBreaking News: Hornimint STDs Go Viral!
The Annual Hornimint Beat the Post-Easter Back to School Blues Children's Spot the Difference Competition [aka The HBP-EBTSBC-STD Competition] is back - and this year it's more fiendish than ever!
As always the task is to spot five differences between the two pictures. The winner - who will receive a mystery prize irrespective of gender, sexual orientation or self-identified personal pronoun - will be selected at random from all those submitting correct entries*. So children do you think you can "Spot the Difference" and win a mystery prize? If so, why not have a go. But hurry competition closes at 12 noon on Tuesday 30th April. Answers on a postcard only to: STD Office, The Hornimint Company, Great Heaving, Dorset. No texts or emails.**
*In the event of two or more names being accidentally drawn out simultaneously, the competition organiser shall have discretion to decide which he/she/they etc [enough Ed] intended to draw out in the first place.
**Terms and conditions apply. For further details please send a stamped and SAE to Competition Rules Department [STD], The Hornimint Company, Great Heaving, Dorset. Employees of the Hornimint Company as well as and those in receipt of remuneration from any associated Threadbone Corporation/thrupieceorganisation entity are ineligible to enter.