top of page

Hornimint STD Competition Results

Chair person and STD Expert Mrs Amanda J Threadbone writes:


The Annual Hornimint Beat the Post-Easter Back to School Blues Children's Spot the Difference Competition has now officially closed and no further entries will be accepted - though you may still be charged outrageous amounts by Her Majesty's Mails for the so-called privilege of posting via the First Class service. [Does anyone still remember when Her Majesty's Mails were de facto first class and required no down-grading to second? On the few occasions I allowed him to go away on his own [eg National Service and an outing to Barnstaple which will neither be forgotten not forgiven] Mr Threadbone regularly sent communications via the mails. In those days such was the efficiency of the GPO that he could send a letter at 6pm and I would have plenty of time and sufficient notice to ensure that, come 9am the following morning, I would have something warm waiting for him. Similarly had he indulged in activities involving STDs I would have been the first to know - though not necessarily via the once excellent Royal postal services. But, I digress.]


The winner of the 2019 Annual Hornimint Beat the Post-Easter Back to School Blues Children's Spot the Difference Competition is Julie-Anne Sizemore - the adorable great niece of our very own Shelley-Lulette. So congratulations to her and commiserations to all those who did not win but who will be comforted to know that by entering, they helped Julie-Anne come first! Well done everybody.


PS The mystery prize will remain a mystery to all but Julie-Ann to avoid STD Prize envy.


The differences, illustrated below were:


In the second photograph:


1 The sky is bluer

2 The flowers on the bush (don't ask) are purplier [Check there is such a word [Ed]]

3 The garden cuttings bag is 2.4 cms further to the right [GPS and Dorset Weather Bureau certified: it was a warm day with a slight breeze 0.25mph blowing from a north-easterly direction]

4 The yellow flowers (really? just don't ask) have 2 extra buds

5 There is a bright strip of sunlight on the lawn.


TIE-BREAKER [not used]: The sun has moved 120 miles in its orbit - the time difference between the photographs [not shown].


ADDENDUM


The judging panel has taken the unusual step this year of recognising a proxime accessit: Ms Diana Eros-Nosbig, Though Ms Eros-Nosbig scored only 2 out of 5 according to the official check sheet of correct answers she did spot that a large tree was missing in the second photograph; something which even those composing the competition had failed to spot! So well done Diana - your special prize will be delivered personally by Enrique de los Chicos Perdidos or by a representative authorised by him. [We suggest, however, that - to be on the safe side - you ask for ID if anyone plays "merry hell" on your front knockers.]


The STD Competition Results: How many STDs did you pick up?
The STD Competition Results: How many STDs did you pick up?

 
 
 

Comments


The Threadbone Corporation (AJTCorps)

The Mall

Great Heaving

West Lulworth, UK

Tel: +44 (0)1929 400000

  • White Facebook Icon
  • White Twitter Icon
  • White Pinterest Icon
  • White Instagram Icon
  • Facebook Social Icon
  • Twitter Social Icon
  • Google+ Social Icon
  • YouTube Social  Icon
  • Pinterest Social Icon
  • Instagram Social Icon

DISCLAIMER: Though it will be perfectly obvious that the absurd world of Professor Thrupiece and his corporate affairs is no more nor less than the product of a fevered brain, it is clearly affirmed here that any resemblance to actual persons, organisations or events is purely coincidental and that no slight or injury of any kind is intended to any person alive, dead or yet to be born.

bottom of page