Wishing you a Happy Corporate Christmas from all at The Threadbone Corporation and its associate companies. With especial seasonal greetings from the missing presumed disappeared Professor Brian Thrupiece (dictated and signed in his absence)*.
* with special thanks to Ms Ouija Bored and Zoe Crystal-Ball for their help in
transmitting this message.
IN THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS
PS Want to feel good about yourself this Christmas? If so there's great news: it isn't too late to send your donation to the JUST KEEP ON GIVING PAGE of Professor Thrupiece's ALMA MATER in Cambridge. More than £35 million of the £35 million required to establish the GIVE US YOUR MONEY AND WE WILL THINK OF SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT FUND has already been raised but we STILL need MORE!
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